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Dr . Times: Hello and welcome on your Life Pulls, Get Over That. Today's topic will be chaotic relationships and why the heck persons stay in these people. We have your five very particular people on the show today. Today, first we have to get to know you. Please point out your name and blood type.

Tom: What does blood type have to do with ANYTHING?

Dr X: Merely answer the question.

Jeff: Uh…Tom…and We don't know my blood type…

Dr By: Right after that. And you, please state a message and bloodstream type

Elsa: Elsa, and why must you know my personal blood type?

Dr . X: Because really MY present. YOU'RE simply on it because your life pulls!

Elsa: No . That's Caitlin. NOT MYSELF!!

Dr . X: O…k…and you, name and blood type.

Saint: My personal name's Saint…and I love football.

Dr . X: Wait, REAL name and BLOOD TYPE!!

Saint: Patrick, and I like FOOTBALL!!

Dr X: Okay, we know you want football. Today state the blood type.

Saint: FFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

Dr Times: You know what, neglect it. Therefore you, name and blood type.

Mario: Mario Ortega, blood vessels type ABS negative.

Doctor X: Fine, good. And also you?

AJ: (Starts to cry)…………….. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mario: That's AJ. He's slightly EMOtional.

AJ: AHHHHHHHHH, what?

Dr By: All right in that case. Let's get going. So , whom actually has BEEN in a violent relationship?

Every: ………………………………….

AJ…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dr By: Anyone?

Mario: ………. Me.

Dr Back button: All right, right now we got a show going! Therefore tell us, Mario, what role did you play in the violent relationship?

Mario: The violent one.

Viewers: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dr X: Hmm. What do you do to her…………. or him?

Mario: Uh, her, and i also pushed my own pregnant wife out a moving car.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dr Back button: Why?

AJ: TO MANY QUERIES!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mario: O…k…My dad got in the nerves.

Dr By: Oh, I realize. You had been mad at your FATHER so you pushed your spouse out a moving car. That makes PERFECT sense!! Moving on!

Mario: No, hang on, that's not what I…

Doctor X: Jeff, you've recently been quiet. What's up with you?

AJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tom: SHUT UP!!!!!!

AJ: ………………………

Tom: Thanks. Anyway….

AJ: (stabs home with pencil)

Tom: (Looking at AJ) Uhhhh… Can one move?

Dr X: NOT ANY!! As you had been saying.

Tom: (Still looking at AJ) My best friend Nick was at a chaotic relationship.

Dr By: (rubbing chin) Interesting. So how did this affect you?

Tom: Ummm, I sensed uncomfortable?

Dr X: VERY GOOD!!!

AJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

All (including audience): CLOSED UP!!!!!!!!

AJ: (whimpers)

Dr By: Ok, Eliza….

Elsa: Really ELSA!!!

Dr X: How can you fit into all of this?

Elsa: MY best friend Caitlin was in the chaotic relationship together with his best friend Chip. (Points to Tom)

Jeff: Don't you stage at MYSELF like that!!!! I didn't have ANYTHING to do with it!!!

Elsa: (Still aiming at Tom) I'll level where that want to!!!

AJ: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Saint: I love football!

Dr X: THIS IS SIMPLY NOT THE JERRY SPRINGER PRESENT! THIS IS MY SHOW AND THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING IN THE SHOW! WILL I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!

(Everyone although AJ is completely quiet. AJ is still sobbing. Someone inside the audience coughs. )

Dr X: We'll be right back after this commercial break.

Doctor X: Meet back to Your Life Sucks, Overcome It. (Looks to Ben and Elsa, who are recorded opposite sides of the level. ) I was just arriving at Saint.

Saint: Foot…

Dr By: DON'T YOU CLAIM FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

Saint…soccer….

Dr Back button: (dirty look for Saint) Perfectly now. How would you fit into this kind of?

Saint: Now i'm Caitlin's new boyfriend.

Dr X: And how performed this come about?

Saint: Following Nick beat Caitlin up, I asked her out.

Dr X: So you were taking advantage of that vulnerability the lady was under-going just after the lady and Nick broke up.

St: No…

Dr X: Today, Mario, did you know anything about this particular violent romance? What's your connection to that?

Mario: I was Nick's anger management tutor when Caitlin got a restraining buy on Chip....

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